The Best Funny Family Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Having fun as a family is an important part of building a strong family identity, and these quotes curated by the Readgrad review team will inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

Families are like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts. – Les Dawson

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson

The most important thing in the world is family and love. – John Wooden

Nothing is better than going home to family and eating good food and relaxing. – Irina Shayk

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. – Ogden Nash

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions. – Robert Brault

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there. – Barbara Bush

In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony. – Friedrich Nietzsche

Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off. – Ralph Bus

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. – W.C. Fields

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom. – Bob Hope

The advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it. – Erma Bombeck

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. – Buddy Hackett

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. – Sam Levenson

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. – Anthony Brandt

Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life. – Lisa Weed

Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee. – David Frost

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. – Jerry Seinfeld

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family. – Jonathan Safran Foer

From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge. – Jarod Kintz

Family is just accident…They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even mean to be your family, they just are. – Marsha Norman

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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